Narrative

It was the last week of my senior year of high school and my buddies and I wanted to go out with a bang. We began trying to come up with ideas for a senior prank, there were kids who wanted to leave class and have a giant slip n' slide outside during the middle of the school day but we thought that was pretty cheesy and boring. We wanted to spice things up. We all had been hanging out together and just brainstorming ideas for what we should do. We wanted to do something that was really really good. Nate, who is kind of a country boy was like, "Why don't we get some pigs and we can let them in the school and we can label them 1, 2, and 4, but there are only three of them?" We all thought it would be a great idea, but where in the world were we going to be able to find three pigs in the suburbs of Cincinnati, Ohio? We then thought of the idea to search the internet and so we got on Craigslist to see if anybody relatively close to us was selling any pigs. Lucky for us there was a guy in Lebanon, Ohio who was selling quite a few of them. The only problem is that it was $150. So the thoughts that crossed our minds were, how in the world are we going to be able to get $150 to buy pigs? So we all discussed it over the next few days and we had several people in on what we were going to do and we had a number of people give us money. So we decided it would be cheaper to just get two pigs. It is now Tuesday evening and we were on our way to get the pigs. The guys show up to this house and it looks like it should be on the TV show Hoarders. A big fat kid, with no shirt on comes out and sells them the two pigs. They get back to Nate's house and we're all waiting to see these pigs. They were just some little ones, but they were some feisty little suckers. They got out of the box and were trying to run through the metal fence for some reason. After we all got done laughing we came up with the plan. So we all got up early and met at Nate's. For some reason we decided to take them out of the cage and hold them in our laps in the car on the way to school. That was the worst idea because it ended up pissing and pooping all over me and that was the worst smell I have ever smelled in my entire life. I had to roll the window down because I was gagging at the smell, the pig was also squealing like crazy and my friends and I could not stop laughing. But since it was so loud we had to roll the windows up and at that point I couldn't take it so I got out of the car. We had to sneak the pigs past a teacher who was out in the parking lot because that was her duty. Nate took the first pig and let it go down the hallway and it went straight into one of the classrooms and pooped all over the place. On the other hand, our other friend was going to take the other pig out but something happened and it got out of the car when he opened the door. So we were sitting in class and we see the administrators and janitors running around trying to chase the last pig. Then the four of us got called down to the principals office and at first they were not going to let us walk at graduation. But we were all good kids that had never gotten in trouble before so instead we had to go to alternative school for three nights and we weren't allowed to come to school for normal hours. This day was the same day as the spring sports awards, little did I know that I was going to win a scholarship for displaying courage, determination, strength, selflessness, pride and impact. So this was one interesting day and it will forever be in my memory and needless to say I went out of high school with a bang.